- I eat when I’m bored
- I’m bored all the time
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- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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- me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: Is that the sun
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- Okay, so quick recap on what just happened. My nan forgot to stir her coffee, got to the bottom, and basically got a mouthful of coffee beans and wigged out. It was funny. The conversation that followed…
- Nan: I didn't know whether to spit it out, swallow it or what!
- Me: …
- Nan: But I was a good girl and swallowed it.
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: What, nan, no omg.
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OMG WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BORING I WANT TO CRY
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I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave
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